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Movie Review: “The Legend of Tarzan”

“The Legend of Tarzan” evokes no film more strongly than 1998’s “The Mask of Zorro.” Both movies reinvent classic heroes for a new generation of moviegoers, involve grand villainous conspiracies to plunder the treasures of an oppressed people, and are laden with spiffy special effects.

Refreshingly, this isn’t an origin story.: “The Legend of Tarzan” picks up several years after Tarzan’s departure from the jungle, his marriage to Jane, and his assumption of his Earl of Greystoke title (scenes from Tarzan’s childhood among the apes are depicted in flashbacks). This movie is (very loosely) situated within real-world history: Tarzan’s nemesis here is Belgian colonialist Leon Rom (Christoph Waltz, who sadly doesn’t have enough scenery to chew), who plans to harvest diamonds and slaves from the Congo in an effort to pay off King Leopold’s extensive debts. Once the peril at hand becomes clear, Tarzan and Jane promptly trade their life of luxury and parliamentary squabbles for the African jungle.

As one might expect given the juxtaposition of past and present narratives, “Tarzan” suffers from a bit too much worldbuilding. I’m tempted to blame this on the recent, inexplicable, and frustrating Hollywood philosophy that movies that get large budgets must be designed to facilitate sequels (see, for example, “The Lone Ranger” and “John Carter” – “Pacific Rim” was a rare exception). Here, the flashbacks and exposition dumps are so frequent that they start to interfere with the cohesiveness of the narrative and result in uneven pacing.

That said, the film’s production values are stellar, from music to scenery. The CGI animals look great (if not quite as polished as the creatures of “The Jungle Book”) and the obligatory vine-swinging sequences are suitably visceral. “Tarzan” does suffer from a bit of Christopher Nolan envy – Tarzan repeatedly attacks silently from the foliage, picking his enemies off one by one, in sequences that feel heavily influenced by the “Dark Knight” trilogy – but director David Yates mostly exorcises these impulses by the film’s concussive conclusion.

Acting-wise, Alexander Skarsgard is a worthy lead who certainly looks the part, and Margot Robbie is a satisfyingly spunky Jane (whose character demonstrates, gratifyingly, that it’s possible to write strong female characters in historical-ish movies without sounding anachronistic). It bears mention that Samuel L. Jackson also turns up as an American sidekick for Tarzan, but his character adds literally nothing to the story and could’ve easily been written out.

At the end of the day, “The Legend of Tarzan” is almost a strong movie – 80-85% of the pieces are there. But despite its pulp-fiction origins, “Tarzan” lacks much real strangeness or mystery. Here, there aren’t any lost cities of gold populated by forgotten peoples: there are just some diamond mines a European monarch wants to control. That might be historical, but it’s not really Tarzan-esque – and, accordingly, the film doesn’t end up feeling particularly iconic.

As Saturday-afternoon entertainment, however, one could do much worse.

VERDICT: 7/10
A high-quality, but not particularly memorable, reinterpretation of the beloved hero.

Normalized Score: 3.4

 
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Posted by on July 10, 2016 in Fantasy

 

Movie Review: “Independence Day: Resurgence”

1996’s “Independence Day” was cheesy, swaggering, and a little over-the-top, but that’s exactly why people enjoyed it then (and still do today). 2016’s “Independence Day: Resurgence,” sadly, is none of those things.

The film’s name says pretty much everything you need to know about the storyline: the big bad aliens show up again, with bigger and badder technology, and humanity (this time armed with reverse-engineered alien gear) unites to fend them off. Good old Jeff Goldblum and Bill Pullman show up for a second go-round with the extraterrestrial invaders, supported by Liam Hemsworth and a pack of other forgettable semi-protagonists.

The original “Independence Day” was memorable for its landmark-blasting carnage. And alas, this sequel’s sequences of world-ending destruction are far too few in number – if you’ve seen the trailer, you’ve seen the vast majority of the CGI carnage on display. What’s left behind is a very pedestrian alien-invasion story lacking virtually anything to differentiate it from its competitors. Additionally, Will Smith’s absence is sorely felt: “Resurgence” suffers from an unfortunate humorlessness that contributes to the film’s generally sterile tone.

Joseph Stalin famously quipped that “one death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic,” and “Resurgence” seriously suffers from this sense of detachment. There’s a memorable sequence in which an alien ship literally vacuums up the city of Beijing and dumps it onto London, but it’s almost entirely devoid of emotional weight.

Memorable sci-fi requires a better sense of scale – for instance, “Star Wars” is at its heart a family drama, and “Firefly” and “Star Trek” are intergalactic westerns. The original “Independence Day” worked in large part because of its smirking scientific triumphalism and unabashed flag-waving, conjuring up a go-get-em-America vibe that left viewers with silly satisfied grins. By contrast, “Resurgence” substitutes a kind of industrialized internationalism that fails to evoke any emotion (in another venue, I might speculate that the same impulse that makes someone think “wow, ‘Resurgence’ is pretty soulless” is the same impulse that makes people vote for Brexit. The borderline-gratuitous pandering to the Chinese film market doesn’t help). That isn’t to say that “the nations of the earth united against a common enemy” makes for a bad storytelling premise – “Star Trek” did it right – but “Independence Day” doesn’t really contain anything, or anyone, that a viewer should be expected to care much about.

The original “Independence Day” might have set a new benchmark for special effects and summer-blockbuster storytelling, but in the twenty years that’ve elapsed since its release, it’s been aped so many times that the sequel feels derivative of itself. Planet-killing, global-scale destruction is no longer something unique to the “Independence Day” franchise – “Man of Steel,” “Transformers,” “Star Trek” and others have all depicted mayhem on a similarly vast scale. By contrast, last summer’s “Jurassic World” still felt lively because the “Jurassic Park” franchise hasn’t been imitated to death; where alien invasion is concerned, though, there’s not much new under the sun. (A much more chilling story might have borrowed a page from the Lovecraftian style of horror, centering on aliens who are neither survival-oriented nor malicious, but simply indifferent to humanity, such that Earth is barely a blip on their conceptual radar).

In essence, virtually everything in “Resurgence” has been done better by someone else. There’s even an “alien harvester queen” that looks so much like James Cameron’s “Aliens” xenomorph queen that I found myself wondering if Cameron would have a claim for copyright infringement. The ending, for that matter, feels an awful lot like a mashup of “Starship Troopers” and “Alien vs. Predator.” The whole film feels like watching a playthrough of any AAA video game title from the last few years, right down to the paint-by-numbers “boss battle” of the finale.

In sum, “Resurgence” is not exactly bad, but it contributes very little to the grand canon of cinema. You will miss nothing by waiting for Netflix.

VERDICT: 4.5/10
A tragically limp sequel arriving fifteen years too late.

Normalized Score: 0.3

 
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Posted by on July 3, 2016 in Sci-Fi